): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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