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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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