drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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