Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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