Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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