Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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