shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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