Where is the hickey?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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