I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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