i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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