Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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