____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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