Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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