ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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