Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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