I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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