I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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