Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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