your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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