I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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