if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize