Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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