Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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