i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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