My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize