help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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