Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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