Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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