ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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