Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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