i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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