oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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