hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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