would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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