this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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