I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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