this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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