woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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