what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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