There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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