Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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