you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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