u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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