Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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