I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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