Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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