my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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