...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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