you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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