he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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