I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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