I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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