love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
