i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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