Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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