idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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